Chode Team Six is a team of the world’s most elite choding force.
Each special forces member is unique and rises to the challenge. Each member has unique skills conducive to the team. Each member is highly trained in the art of choding and has years of field training. None of the members have actual chodes as far as we know. Chode Team 6 is very diverse! We have several special needs members, a black man, a homosexual, a brown man, and even space force veterans.
Inquiries: chodeteamsix@chodeteamsix.com
Members
P-train – Supreme Galactic Commander of Chode Team Six
bullet sponge/all-in-one/technical expert/intel/mobile electronics/computey hack. the man too stupid to die, RN, leader and brains of the organization. AKA Commander Long Dick. Bar tends the P-bar. Weaponized autism incarnate. Runs P-flix. Also an up and coming musician.
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6nn7JXPq27604F2OFLrswH
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/p-train/1773394383
https://music.amazon.com/artists/B00NDIVW9Y/p-train
hypothetical epitaph if death were possible: the man who knew everything, except when to shut up
Contact: ptrain@chodeteamsix.com
Captain Black – Field Ass-fucking General
anti-aircraft/mechanic/counter-operations/foreign translator/engineer/K9 specialist/Gwent master, second in command. RN. The only member ever promoted because the other members make excuses. Likes to drink beer and bourbon with the homies. and boobs. Oft involved in extreme sports, once jumped off Mt. Chiliad in a smart car.
Favorites:
Vehicle:Pontiac Firebird or Plymouth Roadrunner
Hometown: Texas
Song: Ram Ranch
epitaph: he is literally black
Contact: black@chodeteamsix.com
Debo/Debo Train
armorer/ ballistics/weapons expert/weapons testing/tracker, can field strip a rifle with his tongue. ensures Disney is meeting their diversity quota. Supreme demolitions expert.
epitaph: choded so hard his heart gave out
Contact: debo@chodeteamsix.com
Ghost of Verdansk
explosives/stunts/pilot/tank operator/mechanic/brutality consultant, spends most of his time banging Gal Gadot. Has lunch with Christopher Nolan and Zack Snyder quite often
Favorites:
Vehicle: Corvette ZR1
Weapon: Ruger MPR
Drink: Fernet Branca
Movie: Lord of the Rings Extended Trilogy
Song: All I want – A Day To Remember
gay porn: Latina
Would like to reenact the lady and the tramp spaghetti scene with: Gal Gadot (he’s done dirtier things with her but this would be special)
2nd Favorite song: Ram Ranch
epitaph: Jeff can have me when it earns me
Contact: ghost@chodeteamsix.com
Shabadoo McDuck
payroll/accounting/marksman/optics/ordinance/pottery/amphibious assault/driver/pyrotechnics coordinator, the man the accountant movies were based off of.
Favorites
Song: Ram Ranch
Vehicle: Kei truck
epitaph: the cum experiments finally got him
Contact: mcduck@chodeteamsix.com
Coolmire (The Privileged)
tactician/stealth/field medic/ spec ops/espionage/hand-to-hand combat/martial arts expert/security/reconnaissance/cringe specialist, easily the most skilled member of CT6. Think if James Bond, Jason Bourne, John Wick had gay sex and had a baby, and that baby was already more skilled than all 3 of them combined, and only continued to hone and improve and master skills every day until adulthood, also married Obama while Lizzo was in the cuck chair
Favorites
Movie: Black Hawk Down
Vehicle: Fat bitches on the backs of Hayabusa street bikes
Song: Ram Ranch
Weapon: The one he takes from the corpse of his enemy, 450 bushmaster
Gay porn: Triple penetration videos with John McCain look alikes, and Black Cock Down
Drink: Cum
epitaph: the man so gay even the gays were homophobic against
Contact: cool@chodeteamsix.com
Meet the reserve squad
Girl-chick
Can pet a dog remotely, knows a lot of cum facts, floor tile facts, knows tae kwan chode
Contact: girl@chodeteamsix.com
Big Fudge/Grease Brown/Smoke Brown
nuclear/biological/chemical expert/kamikaze/gay, still drops the soap
Contact: greasebrown@chodeteamsix.com
Kirby Kevin
has thrown away more shrek DVD’s than 99.99999999999999% of humanity
Contact: kk@chodeteamsix.com
Merchants we sometimes do business with
Tino’s T-girls – world renowned tranny expert, we get all our tranny intel, and any particular tranny we need to find, we go to this vendor.
Careers
Do you like boobs, and beer, and boobs? Is your soul being crushed at the ball crushing factory? We know the daily grind can be… chody. That’s why we offer fresh, exciting careers. If you have a degree in choding, send your resume to chodeteamsix@chodeteamsix.com
Deep thoughts with the P
Why is it okay when women want to wear a man’s hoodie because it smells like him but when we want to drink their bath water we’re the social pariah?
Tips and Tricks
All dick is black if you turn out the lights